mistaxiii:

hankpeters:

evashark:

loliscience:

flintheart:

78. “yo dude weed is really awful”

All of these hahahahahaha

27. No, I only smoke sausage
ahahahaha

36. I don’t want your life.
I dunno everyone I know that smokes weed works at Mellow Mushroom and that’s the best job I’ve ever had. Also according to #54 weed will turn you into a yuppie

42. Poof!
…what?

It continues before 43.
“Poof! Be gone!”
…
okay I still don’t get it

mistaxiii:

hankpeters:

evashark:

loliscience:

flintheart:

78. “yo dude weed is really awful”

All of these hahahahahaha

27. No, I only smoke sausage

ahahahaha

36. I don’t want your life.


I dunno everyone I know that smokes weed works at Mellow Mushroom and that’s the best job I’ve ever had. Also according to #54 weed will turn you into a yuppie

42. Poof!

…what?

It continues before 43.

“Poof! Be gone!”

okay I still don’t get it

  1. blogginbanal reblogged this from mildchickensmokedsausage and added:
    how about 78. No thanks, I’m already blazed. I just smoked! @_@
  2. kcirreh reblogged this from rightclicksaveas
  3. dinosauce reblogged this from peepingtomfoolery
  4. djdripdrop reblogged this from extendedclubmix
  5. gridlazerbot reblogged this from dogfromspace and added:
    I’ve never seen this!
  6. smilenaked reblogged this from peepingtomfoolery
  7. tacomcduff reblogged this from mashiankrekku and added:
    It says “be gone” at the top right. also who the fuck gives a crap about “cool” anymore? I just want my weed, man.
  8. colonthree reblogged this from nitrox72 and added:
    Incidentally, poof is slang for homosexual in the United Kingdom. *nods*
  9. nitrox72 reblogged this from mistaxiii and added:
    No it’s continued on the top of the second column. 42 is ‘Poof! Be gone.’ That being said, …what?
  10. deathpetal reblogged this from rightclicksaveas and added:
    42. Poof! Be gone. You’re supposed to pantomime throwing some vanishing powder on the ground. yelling, “Poof!” and the...
  11. rightclicksaveas reblogged this from hisendeavor and added:
    don’t want “pot” breath.
  12. thekidswanttechno reblogged this from rawritsgmonster
  13. littlescar reblogged this from hippielongstocking and added:
    I usually go for the classic #76: No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team.
  14. mashiankrekku reblogged this from mistaxiii and added:
    It continues before 43. “Poof! Be gone!” … okay I still don’t get it
  15. rawritsgmonster reblogged this from properslick
  16. mistaxiii reblogged this from hankpeters and added:
    42. Poof! …what?
  17. hisendeavor reblogged this from peepingtomfoolery
  18. chinesekid reblogged this from newneptune
  19. hankpeters reblogged this from evashark and added:
    36. I don’t want your life. I dunno everyone I know that smokes weed works at Mellow Mushroom and that’s the best job...
  20. hippielongstocking reblogged this from acewepeel and added:
    “talk to the hand” isn’t on here? i’m astonished. 27 is a winner: ” no, i only smoke sausage.”
  21. evashark reblogged this from oppaizuri and added:
    27. No, I only smoke sausage ahahahaha
  22. dinligunas reblogged this from beatamax
  23. clivers reblogged this from extendedclubmix and added:
    The government doesn’t know “cool” if it hit them in the face!
  24. supermansavestheday reblogged this from beatamax
  25. mypenisachesforyou reblogged this from huskerdont and added:
    hahahahahahhahaahahahahhahaahahahhahaahhahahahaahahaha
  26. gaelydiego reblogged this from adayum
  27. beatamax reblogged this from acewepeel
  28. lendmeatreble reblogged this from rooshoes
  29. girlcyborg reblogged this from adayum
  30. properslick reblogged this from chelseaalltogether and added:
    annacannabis:touchmedirty:studentloansforbeermoney: cosmicfriend:raptoravatar:clintisiceman:kingofalldetectives:adayum
  31. chelseaalltogether reblogged this from annacannabis
  32. corneroom reblogged this from peepingtomfoolery
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  34. unitedonlyinside reblogged this from holdenmorrisseycaulfield
  35. catfromspace reblogged this from dogfromspace
  36. annacannabis reblogged this from touchmedirty and added:
    no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team
  37. landfield reblogged this from touchmedirty and added:
    no, but if you have any chocolate :) POOF!
  38. touchmedirty reblogged this from studentloansforbeermoney and added:
    NO. I ONLY SMOKE SAUSAGE.
  39. rooshoes reblogged this from attractive-ghosts
  40. cbroussard reblogged this from deepdownsouth and added:
    ashley, lolol at #27
  41. sothishorseright reblogged this from map-the-seoul
  42. milochronicles reblogged this from neightkelly and added:
    76. 30. no i dont have any money for potato chips. 52. no, what does this look like? woodstock?
  43. candide reblogged this from peepingtomfoolery and added:
    (peepingtomfoolery)
  44. rachelanastasia reblogged this from peepingtomfoolery
  45. huskerdont reblogged this from dontcookbilly and added:
    This should be retitled as, “77 Ways to sound like a pompous, self righteous jackass instead of just saying, ” No...
  46. mildchickensmokedsausage reblogged this from deepdownsouth and added:
    haha. i like number 46 - i’m on my way to the mall.
  47. girlafraid reblogged this from extendedclubmix
  48. sippinonhaterade reblogged this from extendedclubmix
  49. tiffanyarei reblogged this from deepdownsouth and added:
    Oh my god. Flashback. I had this tacked on my wall as a preteen. I think I still have it somewhere. >______>
  50. peepingtomfoolery reblogged this from extendedclubmix
  51. pratanegra reblogged this from executiveproducerdickwolf
  52. bigfishtinypuddle reblogged this from bestillmysoul and added:
    #2 No, what do I look like? A hippie? … I do?.. Pass that fuckin’ pipe.
  53. mobscenity reblogged this from dementors and added:
    I think I should put this on my wall ironically. But holy shit. Look at 11 and 52. What’s wrong with the 20th century...
  54. rochalover reblogged this from adayum
  55. hannahrr reblogged this from deepdownsouth and added:
    damn y u gotta be so sassy a simple no i dont smoke would suffice if i ever were to say no tho i would say #42
  56. attractive-ghosts reblogged this from map-the-seoul and added:
    Honestly, number one is a perfectly legitimate reason. I’m impressed they have at least one that makes sense.
  57. glitterbrain reblogged this from adayum
  58. bradleyjamespearson reblogged this from extendedclubmix
  59. actingonimpulses reblogged this from acewepeel and added:
    76. “No thanks, I don’t want to get kicked off the math team.” Um, isn’t this supposed to be 77 ways to say no to weed...
  60. bestillmysoul reblogged this from crashintome9 and added:
    PHAHAHHA. I used to have this hanging on my bedroom wall. Psssssh. Oh, how things have changed. :)
  61. crashintome9 reblogged this from neightkelly and added:
    Awesome :D “No.. I might be tempted to eat school food” *tehehehe
  62. ashleybean reblogged this from pleasekeepmysecret
  63. pleasekeepmysecret reblogged this from babrahamlincoln
  64. samanthamcnulty reblogged this from deepdownsouth
  65. wakemeupinside reblogged this from deepdownsouth and added:
    these are all ridiculously retarded....say no thanks. haha
  66. himynameiscarl reblogged this from neightkelly and added:
    the funniest thing is that almost all of these make you look like a contentious asshole, and would probably just start...
  67. neightkelly reblogged this from himynameiscarl and added:
    47. Did you you just ask me to do drugs? I didnt think so. hahahahaha marijuana is hardly a drug.
  68. deangilowithani reblogged this from babrahamlincoln
  69. deepdownsouth reblogged this from dogfromspace
  70. dogfromspace reblogged this from extendedclubmix and added:
    i remember this poster hanging up in my 6th grade health classroom 8)8)8) executiveproducerdickwolf:funkss:flintheart
  71. babrahamlincoln reblogged this from extendedclubmix
  72. map-the-seoul reblogged this from zhartzofzpageti and added:
    “no, I only smoke sausage.” …
  73. extendedclubmix reblogged this from executiveproducerdickwolf
  74. zhartzofzpageti reblogged this from executiveproducerdickwolf and added:
    “no way, i might be tempted to eat school food!”
  75. executiveproducerdickwolf reblogged this from funkss and added:
    27. No, I only smoke sausage
  76. the-mu reblogged this from studentloansforbeermoney and added:
    Hahahah I remember seeing this in junior high.. what reminded me is I kept wondering how #42 made sense at all
  77. dontcookbilly reblogged this from cosmicfriend and added:
    “No, I only smoke sausage”? These are all phrases my mom thinks people my age say all the time. She has no concept of...
  78. pb5489 reblogged this from acewepeel
  79. studentloansforbeermoney reblogged this from cosmicfriend and added:
    LOL I’M WAY TOO COMFORTABLE TO SMOKE MARY WANNA WITH YOU!!! BUT ITS COOL!!! LET’S GO TO THE BEACH AND LISTEN TO DEATH...
  80. cosmicfriend reblogged this from raptoravatar and added:
    I think they’re blurring the line between being a person who doesn’t smoke weed that people would still hang out with...
  81. chrisjay reblogged this from gravyholocaust and added:
    JUST SAY NO KIDS!!
  82. airtank reblogged this from acewepeel and added:
    HOW ABOUT “NO THANKS, I DON’T SMOKE?” EASY. 42. “Poof!”
  83. raptoravatar reblogged this from clintisiceman and added:
    I gave up around the low teens, but can someone verify whether or not the phrase “24/7” shows up on here? Is “not...
  84. littlepiecesofhappy reblogged this from adayum
  85. clintisiceman reblogged this from kingofalldetectives and added:
    What’s with the outdated game show references? That’s probably the least cool kind of reference you can ever make.
  86. gravyholocaust reblogged this from adayum
  87. breakfastinbed reblogged this from adayum and added:
    once in high school I got really bored (I was always bored) and cut out the best ways to say no, pasted them on a box...
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